I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
He started screaming when he saw my dog. He thought it was a polar bear
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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