And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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