May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
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No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
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I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live