Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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