i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
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I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
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I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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