your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
I'm going back tonight
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I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.