Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
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So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
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Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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