You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
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Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
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If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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