Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
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i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
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She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help