people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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