ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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