Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
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Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
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She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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