i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I was hammered helping a pregnant woman at the gas station name her unborn child. We had to try everything with two different last names because she was waiting on the results of her paternity test.
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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