you traded sex for a burrito?
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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