Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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