When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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