I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
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so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
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I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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