It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
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I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
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Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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