I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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