I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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