saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
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I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
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Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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