So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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