Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
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I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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