My brain says no but my pants say off.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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