you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
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Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
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Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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