everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
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I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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