it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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