so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
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I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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