everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
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My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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