Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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