He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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