did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
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Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
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Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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