My friends, they love my intelligence
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
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yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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