remember when you told me, jokingly, to not get jizz on your shirt that i borrowed last night?
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
