i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
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2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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