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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
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i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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