Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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