Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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