How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Sponge bath it is.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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