I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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