A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
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His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
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