I wannas sexs uuuuu
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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