Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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