i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
BRING THE BAGELS
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
is that a dick in a sweater?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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