Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
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