Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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