You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
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