I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Don't mention it
Just endorse me for cunnilingus on LinkedIn
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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