you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
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Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
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At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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