I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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