He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
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The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
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Every concussion has its silver lining
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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