why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
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