Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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