For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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