C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
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She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
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Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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