how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
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Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
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I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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