my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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